Sueur de Colique There is a troubling ailment that we, in the home of my troupe, call Variole du Singe, more   vulgarly known in your language as the Monkeypox. I am the omniscient expert whom your President has engaged to tell all those of you who are at risk what to do. My new boss. I used to call him ‘Ma Petite Josephine.’ Jamais plus Do not worry yourselves unduly. There will be only one, how you say, Mandate, which will be explained to you at the end of these instructions. Most of my directives concern matters of diet, daily routine, cleanliness, and grooming, all designed to enhance your joie de vivre. And so we begin our little manual of steps toward continued health. Always get a good night’s sleep. Arise at a well chosen but regular hour each day. When you awaken in the morning, you must restart your heart with the “Triple Crown Beverages.” Then your shower. Be thorough. Next, breakfast, the most important meal of the day. The oyster omelette makes for an impeccable start. Plu